Damn (The Braves and ZB) ...

... the Braves got dropped in ruthless fashion tonight. Miguel Olivo officially owns Braves’ closer Bob Wickman ... same pitch, same swing, same sour befuddled look on Wickman's face and the ball flew over the wall in the same place. Back-to-back two-night ownage by Olivo.

In unrelated news, ZB, a very cute young lady who lives down the street who I have hung out with a few times in recent days gave me a hard time earlier tonight for not finding a few lines written about her in this here blog. So, with not further delay, a quick rant on Elizabeth ...

We met a party a few months back; I thought she was cute, while she thought I was young. We bumped heads a few times thereafter, but we started hanging out recently after I ran into her in a most embarrassing manor, which I'm sure she doesn't want me tossing to the wind.

We hung out a few times recently, and with a some beverages consumed, acted like fools on a few occasions ... that is, until she played the, 'We're too different," card, like an over-zealous soccer ref. Then I told her it was no big deal, and she said, "See. This reinforces my point."

What? Was I supposed to do? Act hurt by a woman I barely knew and cry in the fetal position on why I so badly want a girl I barely know beyond sharing beers in classy joints like Mr. C’s; "Noooo. Please come back. Won't you have my babies!?!?!"

Oh, women. Can't live with 'em, can't ... blah, blah, blah whatever. They're retarded at times, but damn I love them and the chase. And when you're with a cool one you can have a good time with, life is spectacular ... but they still drive me crazy even in the best moments.

But, back on track, ZB is an incredibly intelligent, beautiful, talented and charming woman, when she isn't reinforcing the point that she is better than you. She's kind of the hipster/emo/'riot grrl' type (okay, I really still don't know what this means to the T, but my friend Ash from Jersey said it and I like it, and while I don't know if ZB is the feminist type, we're going to roll with it … and that was the worst description of her ever), which is awesome in my book. It's too bad she's bailing’ on me already, but, as stated before, no big deal, and also, her loss (cause I'm that awesome bia). Plus, I still have Caitlin to get to know, just started talking to Jess again and always have Melissa to drive me insane. (Read about ZB's awesome life, because it's better than yours and she is lame like me and has a blog. And notice, where is the entry about Mr. Simmons?)

I really need to pass out as I'm working 7 till 7 tomorrow. Holla!